reblog if you like pasta
what are you trying to pull here dominos
All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.
A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.
I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS
i have the sex appeal of a walrus.